The new Tesco Metro on the Essex Road is ‘shit’, proclaims a random woman on the bus.
Thanks for the tip, I think.
Then I think: how can an outlet that doesn’t pretend to be anything other than a glorified convenience store reasonably be described as shit?
Shit in what sense, exactly? Shit in the sense they don’t sell remote-controlled gunboats or Bengal tigers? Shit in the sense they hide green mambas in the leeks and stock gangrenous human flesh in the frozen-food section?
Of course not – that would be ridiculous.
Apparently, ‘It’s shit because of the fucking sauce.’
That elicits more questions than it answers…
Tesco is shit? Ooh, hold the front page!
they must have the best pr in the whole wide world. recently they were getting kudos in the sundays because they’re putting prices UP. this apparently shows a responsible attitude towards food standards. and their profits are how much?
I’m sure if the store’s supplies ran out, she’d complain it was shit because there was no fucking sauce..