The new Tesco Metro on the Essex Road is ‘shit’, proclaims a random woman on the bus.
Thanks for the tip, I think.
Then I think: how can an outlet that doesn’t pretend to be anything other than a glorified convenience store reasonably be described as shit?
Shit in what sense, exactly? Shit in the sense they don’t sell remote-controlled gunboats or Bengal tigers? Shit in the sense they hide green mambas in the leeks and stock gangrenous human flesh in the frozen-food section?
Of course not – that would be ridiculous.
Apparently, ‘It’s shit because of the fucking sauce.’
October 2, 2007 at 5:27 pm
That elicits more questions than it answers…
October 3, 2007 at 2:53 pm
Tesco is shit? Ooh, hold the front page!
October 4, 2007 at 2:18 pm
they must have the best pr in the whole wide world. recently they were getting kudos in the sundays because they’re putting prices UP. this apparently shows a responsible attitude towards food standards. and their profits are how much?
October 8, 2007 at 7:47 pm
I’m sure if the store’s supplies ran out, she’d complain it was shit because there was no fucking sauce..