Horny Motorists: Beware Of Crossing Women

Tuesday

There are two schools of thought on men who honk car horns at women on the street.

The first is that they’re harmless rapscallions. The second is that they’re the product of a deranged scientific experiment, in which perfectly-preserved Neolithic corpses were excavated from a peat-bog, reanimated with a couple of jump leads, and handed the keys to a Sierra Cosworth.

One can’t say for certain where the lady walking ahead of me stands on this issue. However, the fact she cordially invites a horn-happy admirer to perform a sex act on himself with a marrow probably provides some indication.

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7 Responses to Horny Motorists: Beware Of Crossing Women

  1. Oh, The Joys says:

    Nothing gets women more excited than being honked at by a motorist. I mean, it just makes their buzzers go OFF you know. There’s nothing hotter.

    (and I have a bridge to sell, too.)

  2. 100 Words says:

    Well get you. I suppose I wouldn’t complain if a lady beeped me. One can but dream …

  3. tylclement says:

    A mad rush across the streets will get you some honks, no doubt!

  4. stinkypaw says:

    Being honked at or honking is pleasant!

  5. Mangonel says:

    Isn’t that why they call them ‘hooters’?

  6. mad muthas says:

    i tell you, mars and venus are too close together for the analogy to work. men and women come from different solar systems!

  7. 100 Words says:

    But we haven’t given those planets proper names, so the book would have to be called ‘Men are from D-7923, woman are from X-8930’. This isn’t quite so catchy

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